QUEEN SASSMOUTH (
tyrantball) wrote2013-03-23 07:40 pm
IC Mailbox
Pitiful mortal, know that you have reached the voice mail of the FINAL BOSS!*coughhackcoughcough*Desco doesn't feel like talking to you right now, so please leave her a message and she will get back to you when she is bored enough!
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Desco bids you Dark Greetings! Now, why have you contacted the Queen of Evil Deeds and Ruler of Earth?text
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Desco can't do that. She does live in the Afterlife, though. Is there someone you wanted to visit?no subject
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Were they a good person? Because Desco is still working on invading Celestia.no subject
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Desco can't do anything if he's managed to pay off his sins already, but otherwise it should be possible to talk with him! You might not even need to go to Hades if you're lucky.1/2
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Sinful humans get turned into Prinnies when they die! And ever since Desco arrived here, Prinnies show up during the 13th Hour. If you give Desco a good reason she will even help you search through them!no subject
it HAS to be him
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...um, is that one of those Secret Adult Things Desco isn't supposed to know about?
Because unless you were vat-grown like Desco she is pretty sure you need both parents for that.
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Oh! So was Desco! We should be constructed buddies!no subject
in a lab?
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Desco was made from demon DNA to be a little sister with advanced functionality to conquer the world!no subject
that's very different from me
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How were you made?no subject
by stitching pieces of corpses together and reanimating them with lightning
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Oh! How old-school! Desco has been charmed by your retro-classical origin!
Um...can Desco see your no-doubt attractive face?
Please?
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but text is the only way I can talk so i'll have to change it back
[And here comes the video. She's looking pretty much exactly like she does in the icon - bangs covering her eyes, expression utterly neutral, weird horn sticking out of her forehead and metal fixtures bolted to where her ears should be, and the trim of the wedding dress she's wearing just barely visible along the edge of the video.]
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"...you're really pretty! And you have a magnificent horn!"
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no one has ever told me i was pretty
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They were probably stupid, then!
Oh! Or maybe they thought it was so obvious that they never mentioned it? That's also dumb, but it's a thoughtless kind of dumb instead of a cruel kind of dumb. They should be more careful with the delicate feelings of a pure young girl!
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