IC Mailbox

[tyrantball]

Pitiful mortal, know that you have reached the voice mail of the FINAL BOSS!*coughhackcoughcough*Desco doesn't feel like talking to you right now, so please leave her a message and she will get back to you when she is bored enough!

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[frankensteins_moe]

hello

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[tyrantball]

Desco bids you Dark Greetings! Now, why have you contacted the Queen of Evil Deeds and Ruler of Earth?

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[frankensteins_moe]

i was told you have the ability to bring the dead back to life

[tyrantball]

Desco can't do that. She does live in the Afterlife, though. Is there someone you wanted to visit?

[frankensteins_moe]

i need someone who is dead to do something for me

[tyrantball]

Were they a good person? Because Desco is still working on invading Celestia.

[frankensteins_moe]

he is most certainly in hell for what he did

[tyrantball]

Desco can't do anything if he's managed to pay off his sins already, but otherwise it should be possible to talk with him! You might not even need to go to Hades if you're lucky.

1/2

[frankensteins_moe]

tell me how

2/2

[frankensteins_moe]

please

[tyrantball]

Sinful humans get turned into Prinnies when they die! And ever since Desco arrived here, Prinnies show up during the 13th Hour. If you give Desco a good reason she will even help you search through them!

[frankensteins_moe]

my father is the only one who can give me a companion
it HAS to be him

[tyrantball]

...um, is that one of those Secret Adult Things Desco isn't supposed to know about?

Because unless you were vat-grown like Desco she is pretty sure you need both parents for that.

[frankensteins_moe]

i was constructed

[tyrantball]

Oh! So was Desco! We should be constructed buddies!

[frankensteins_moe]

you were?
in a lab?

[tyrantball]

Desco was made from demon DNA to be a little sister with advanced functionality to conquer the world!

[frankensteins_moe]

oh
that's very different from me

[tyrantball]

How were you made?

[frankensteins_moe]

[There's a significant pause here, and eventually she settles on making the message private.]

by stitching pieces of corpses together and reanimating them with lightning

[tyrantball]

Oh! How old-school! Desco has been charmed by your retro-classical origin!

Um...can Desco see your no-doubt attractive face?

Please?

[frankensteins_moe]

all right
but text is the only way I can talk so i'll have to change it back

[And here comes the video. She's looking pretty much exactly like she does in the icon - bangs covering her eyes, expression utterly neutral, weird horn sticking out of her forehead and metal fixtures bolted to where her ears should be, and the trim of the wedding dress she's wearing just barely visible along the edge of the video.]

[tyrantball]

Desco, meanwhile, is pretty clearly a four-year-old girl. Her red eyes have spiral pupils, and what can be seen of her teeth suggests that they are all sharply pointed. Her ears are long and pointed, and she has what appears to be tiny golden bells as earrings - except a closer look suggests that they are actually tiny, golden eyes that happen to be dangling from her earlobes. Around her neck is a small strip of purple chitin that resembles a collar, and protruding from her forehead are a pair of small crimson horns, a cat-slit golden eye set between them. As she considers Berserker, a nictitating membrane closes over that golden eye in a brief blink.

"...you're really pretty! And you have a magnificent horn!"

[frankensteins_moe]

[The video blinks back off.]

no one has ever told me i was pretty

[tyrantball]

They were probably stupid, then!

Oh! Or maybe they thought it was so obvious that they never mentioned it? That's also dumb, but it's a thoughtless kind of dumb instead of a cruel kind of dumb. They should be more careful with the delicate feelings of a pure young girl!